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| 1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
4. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
5. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
6. That's enough, Nickelback.
7. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
8. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
9. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
10. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
11. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw it.
12. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
13. The other night I hit a new low at an open bar. I had already hopped on highway blackout when, inevitably I had to find a bathroom. Eventually I decided it was probably on the other side of the bar so I tried to walk over there, but ran into a guy coming the other way. We played that, Both go left, Both go right game to no avail, so I finally put out my hand to guide myself past and that's is when I realized, yup, that's a mirror I just tried to walk through. And the guy on the other side is me. Even cats can recognize their own image.
14. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
15. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
16. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
17. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
18. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
19. Was learning cursive really necessary?
20. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
21. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
22. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
23. My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.
24. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
27. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
28. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
29. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
30. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
31. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
32. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
33. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
34. I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."
35. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
36. Bad decisions make good stories
37. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
38. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
39. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
40. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....
41. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
42. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
43. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to fall and hit your head after leaning your chair back a little too far.
44. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
45. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
46. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
47. While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.
48. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
49. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
50. When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
51. I really like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
52. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
53. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
54. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
55. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
56. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
57. I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
58. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
59. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
60. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
61. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
62. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
63. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
64. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
65. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner. | | |
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[ksurved - please leave tag on!]
25 Things I Love
beards
sweaters
photography
music
trampolines
stars
animals
chocolate
smoothies
mugs
reading
being barefoot
summer
bonfires
laughter
video games
singing
colouring
drawing
blankets
spider-man
weekends
brownies
running
swingsets
25 Things I Don't Like
cell phones
homework
studying
sleeping in
forgetting
not understanding
being cold
mosquitos
tomatoes
theives
math class
working out
sweating
stomach aches
having no money
bad marks
creepy old men
shoes
socks
lemon meringue
growing up
essays
compulsive liars
huge bugs
being lonely
25 Movies I Love
back to the future
indiana jones
little miss sunshine
stranger than fiction
annie
the lion king
i love you, man
monsters vs. aliens
lars & the real girl
the fugitive
gladiator
i am sam
lady and the tramp
liar liar
the dark knight
blades of glory
spider-man
accepted
ps. i love you
schindler's list
cinderella man
braveheart
million dollar baby
king kong
saving private ryan
25 Handsome Celebs
dallas green
david cook
conan o'brien
harrison ford
ashton kutcher
will smith
adam savage
tim mcilrath
robert downey jr.
shia labeouf
heath ledger
rainn wilson
mel gibson
jim carrey
russell crowe
michael c. hall
jack johnson
bruce willis
ryan gosling
matthew perry
eminem
enrique iglasias
gerard butler
vince vaughn
jason mraz
25 Bands / Artists I Like
rise against
city and colour
barenaked ladies
the beatles
wintersleep
damien rice
ray lamontagne
kanye west
garth brooks
supertramp
our lady peace
abba
jack johnson
david cook
alanis morissette
matchbox twenty
matthew good
the fray
eminem
against me!
julia nunes
nine inch nails
the police
red hot chili peppers
finger eleven | | |
| BOLDing survey
[ksurved]
The last thing I had to drink was some sort of juice.
Actually, it was just water.
I'm feeling a little hungry right now.
I had a craving for McDonald's recently.
School was not very exciting today.
I have homework I should be doing.
My english teacher is a real jerk!
Teachers should not be allowed to eat/drink in class if we're not allowed!
I can see one of my pets from here.
I have always wanted a pet fish.
Wednesdays are not very great.
I like them! It means Friday is almost here.
My desk is spotless.
Oh, my desk is never really spotless.
I feel like taking some pictures.
I got a new camera recently.
It is a Nikon Coolpix L100, and I love it.
And my name is Amanda.
My grandparents are very generous.
I have climbed a tree all the way to the top before.
I'm listening to Styx at the moment.
My nails are painted a shade of purple.
My toenails are a different colour than my fingernails.
Currently, my hair is a complete mess.
I made a fool of myself sometime this week.
America is better than Canada.
No, Canada is better than America!
I think they're mostly equal.
I have lost my glasses before.
My father made dinner tonight.
This room has more than four lamps.
Wallpaper is fun to peel off.
I'm not fond of floral designs.
My favourite blanket is blue and red.
I'm sad about school ending for the summer.
I know someone who goes to a year-round school.
I have to walk to my mailbox.
My bedroom has a lock on the door.
And it locks from both the outside and the inside.
I haven't worn shorts yet this year.
The weather today was just perfect.
The last song I listened to began with a vowel.
Wind is my greatest enemy.
Flying kites doesn't sound like much fun to me.
I would like to have a tea party sometime.
Tea is not very delicious.
But coffee! Oh, I love me some coffee.
A horse has bitten me before.
I've also been bitten by a pig.
We had a fire drill this week at school.
The fire drill always makes me jump.
I had macaroni and cheese for dinner last night.
I know someone with the initials KD.
My favourite sweater is a couple different colours.
I'd rather not wear socks.
I wish one of my friends was with me right now.
Nails on a chalkboard sounds just awful.
I've never actually heard that sound before...
It looks like it might rain!
My mom thinks she's pretty cool.
I sometimes call my grandma g-ma instead.
I have family members I've never met before.
This bolding survey is stupid.
Just like KELSEY.
Okay. Bye. | | |
| [ksurved]
For each letter, write the first word that comes to mind. Then complete the bolding/questions at the bottom about the words you chose. No looking ahead!
A- Apple.
B- Batman.
C- Cupcake.
D- Dog.
E- Eggplant.
F- Friends.
G- Giraffe.
H- Helicopter.
I- Indigo.
J- Jam.
K- King.
L- Love.
M- Money.
N- Nickle.
O- Octopus.
P- Prince.
Q- Quilt.
R- Red.
S- Snake.
T- Tin.
U- Umbrella.
V- Vase.
W- Wagon.
X- X-ray.
Y- Yams.
Z- Zebra.
Bolding
A is some sort of animal.
B is a type of food.
C is a very rude word.
D is a word you say a lot.
E is your favourite animal.
F is a curse word.
G is a word you find funny.
H is a word you hate.
I is a word you love.
J is a toy you once loved.
K is a marsupial.
L is your favourite fruit.
M is a noun.
N is an adjective.
O is a type of bird.
P is a male organ.
Q is a word you find ugly.
R is a word describing something you love.
S is an insult.
T is a creature that loves water.
U is a mythical creature.
V is the title of a movie.
W is your favourite fruit.
X is the word "x-ray".
Y is something you can physically hold.
Z is a black and white animal.
Questions
What was your favourite word you chose?
Prince.
What about your least favourite?
Octopus.
How many curse words did you use?
None.
What about animals?
Five.
Was my bolding very accurate?
No.
What was your favourite bolding statement?
P is a male organ.. :)
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